I've been wanting to post something in honor of this lovable man's birthday since yesterday but I've been busy and just haven't been able to put the words together.

Quite simply, I adore Ohno. I think he's hilarious, strange, mysterious, goofy, and extremely talented. If it weren't for the early fandom lure of Juntoshi and Ohmiya I'd probably have paid little to no attention to him at first. I was curious why the quiet man with the funny nose and sleepy eyes seemed to provoke such adoration from his fellow bandmates. The more I watched Shukudai-kun and DnA the more I started to appreciate him. When I began watching concerts I was blown away. Who the hell was this person up on stage?! In MMA he actually glowed he was so sweet and pretty. I even wondered if they were using special lenses or something. By the time he seduced me in Maou I knew I was completely hooked. He and Nino battled it out in my heart, mind and pants (I wish) for ichiban supremacy. The only reason Nino slightly inched ahead of him was because I'm such a masochist.

I feel very fortunate that I was able to discover just why everyone loves him so much and add my name to that list.

Ohno, you put me in stitches. I laugh, I squee, I awww, and I WTF?! I will continue to be obsessed with your hands, your hips, your laugh, your squinty eyes, and various other body parts and personality quirks. Please keep being your own wonderful self. I wish you a long lifetime of beautiful birthdays and I hope that someday you can grow a long and luxurious beard.

~ neph

P.S. Please take me fishing someday.

Holy crap. My perverted mind can not take much more of this. Why do I keep finding these things?!

( obvious dirty joke is obvious )

Oh look. Another post by me. So soon. But I couldn't resist.

I present my semi-official LJ theme -
( and we never learn )

Alright, alright. It's true. It's now officially my favorite.

This pretty much sealed the deal.
( I give up. )


Evil Nino knew before I did.

Gifs credit: dscntnuedfreak

Somebody please tell me for sure what's going on here!



Fangirl report says all five in a special Fuji TV drama together. My brain still hasn't recovered from the visual of the five of them wet and naked. (Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou....*deep breath*)

Still in freak out mode but I just had to post this. Picture and news credits to the lovely dreamlights @ Tumblr.

Edit: Thank to my brilliant Google search and language skills and some info from inuhariko  it looks like it's a suspense drama about five men who bond while being held hostage by terrorists.
Arashi. Bonds. Bondage. Alright!

Second Edit: Nikkansports is the first report that popped up on Google. Don't know if this adds anything to the legitimacy of the story. I am still Miss Clueless Flail.

Third Edit: Just in case you haven't seen this by now.